Haier P8

  • Released 2006, Q2
    65g, 16.5mm thickness
    Feature phone
    No card slot
  • N/A 180,945 hits
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  • 0.3MP
    No video recorder
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  • 600mAh
    Li-Ion

Haier P8 - Specs

Network Technology GSM
2G bands GSM 900 / 1800 / 1900
GPRS No
EDGE No
Launch Announced 2006, Q2
Status Discontinued
Body Dimensions 146 x 29.1 x 16.5 mm (5.75 x 1.15 x 0.65 in)
Weight 65 g (2.29 oz)
SIM Mini-SIM
Display Type TFT, 65K colors
Size
Resolution
Memory Card slot No
Phonebook 500 entries
Call records 20 dialed, 20 received, 20 missed calls
Main Camera Single VGA
Video No
Selfie camera   No
Sound Loudspeaker No
Alert types Vibration; Downloadable polyphonic, MP3 ringtones
3.5mm jack No
Comms WLAN No
Bluetooth Yes
GPS No
Radio No
USB No
Features Sensors
Messaging SMS, MMS
Browser No
Games Yes
Java No
 Organizer
Battery   Removable Li-Ion 600 mAh battery
Stand-by Up to 200 h
Talk time Up to 3 h 20 min
Misc Colors Black

Haier P8 - User Reviews

  • This phone looks like a pen.

  • I need this phone

  • i like this phone. becoz he like a pen

  • Any one is sell this phone , plzzzzz call me. I want this phone

  • anyone ..have this phone ?

  • this phone is cool and usefull for gay and gurls because it look like vibrator,,,hahahaha

  • Is it waterproof to make bathtime fun

  • how much it cost??

  • oh yeah..call me...CALL ME...wait....OMG! MOM?

  • looks like a dildo with rubber tips for scratching

  • I am a hot blodded young woman.. i would like to purchase one of these...interesting devices...whixh have mulitple purposes...*cough* where are they available??>??????

  • i love this phone bcaz i had 1 b4 n some1 steal it n i wud love 2 get back 1 so can u tell me where i cud get 1 2 buy? the p5 was nice but the p8 is lovely.

  • a phone? a remote? what is it?

  • A perfect choice for ladies with hot desire, a dual-purpose device. Even it is not functioning, you can still use it's dildo-like shape.

  • Yeh mobile hay k humhara Lun? Haier main bai lagta hay Pathan loog kaam kartay hain. kia lun phone banaya hay ;)

  • Haier has gone mad for sure... WTF! are these guys doing??? Is this the new Era of mobile phones or it's only Haier who is into Erotica, and making devices like this... Man, what a piece!

  • this will be a perfect gift for my friend chester joven.. he really loves collecting celphones and aside from that; the phone is shaped like a dildo which he can use in his extra time.. perfect gift.. =)

  • damn,they actually had the ba**s to make ANOTHER ONE???

  • Se yon company remote control ki ap aprann fe telefon

  • I like it too much & I want to buy one to my fianc�e. So please tell me how to buy one, or call me if you know how... Amr Nassar Area Manger Nokia Care EGYPT [email protected] 002 010 154 9893 002 011 404 6048 [email protected]

  • this is phone with very perfect size

  • why is this photo shaped like a dildo?

  • great explanation in few lines..haier must start making dildos;)

  • Muhahahaha

  • Is this a remote control or a dildo

  • its better than most of the bettery operated dildos available in the market. I will give 10 out of 10 for satisfaction as its very smooth and the vibrations are strong and the battery lasts for hours when you are on the move! I and my husband love it!

  • not good !!!

  • lol. Same here. it's a perfect fit. just the right size. i could go on...

  • lolz! gd call

  • The vibrate function on this phone is surprisingly good/arousing I only tend to use this phone after hours, if u catch my drift

  • have P8 but cant find bluetooth can anyone help me email me [email protected] thx

  • i want bit not avaiable in dubau

  • No doubt this phone is ugly but we get a new kinda inspiration of making phones smaller n smaller.

  • I tink Haier make the ugliest fones iv ever seen!

  • wat i mean is the same kind of microphone using by announcers..

  • ugly luking phone!

  • It looks like Haier AC Remote Control Veryyyyyyyyyyy Good

  • play hard,use hard,hit hard, do what ever can with this remote control

  • i want the mobile but is not in india

  • very good!!!!!i luv tis but not in singapore????????

  • Very good & smart mobile. But not available in Pakistan.

  • Very beautifull... I want P8, but here in th brazil no have

  • Beautifull, but have not in the Brazil :~(

  • It very ugly!It just like my remote control for my TV!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Just for teh ladies...kinda average in size tough :(

  • ugliest thing ever seen!!!!

  • Vibration: Yes It's not just you ;-)

  • can you redesign that piece of remote control my brother could not believe that is a phone

  • Haiers latest tv remote..........lol!!

  • Is it me or this phone looks like a dildo? :)))

  • A matter of taste... A balance between weight & other hightech.. Still considered of a high price concerning what it offers.

  • huh? so wait, is this one better than the Haier p7 and the more recent version? and whats the difference? Ash

  • and one normal

  • Wow is's really amazing cellphone!!

  • To the knob named "remote adik " This phone does have a built in microphone......... It is a mobile phone!!!!!! You are one crazy hippy!!!

  • real great phone with good features like bluetooth ; FM radio ; camera , usb conect I LOVE THIS PHONE

  • Haier, why are you trying to fool everyone by converting a P7 to black colour and without changing it's features calling it P8 ? A true upgrade to P8 would have been with quad band and at least a built-in FM radio. Dr. Wiqar Shaikh

  • wow a brand new and exciting karaoke remote with a built in mini lcd screeeen! COOL!! thanks haier for making my wish come true! and one more thing.. hope the next model is a build in microphone..